Thursday, March 07, 2013

Hungry (physically)

Imaginary conversation:

"Hey, America's on a health kick that shows no sign of letting up, but that's always gonna take a back seat to yummy desserts and convenience.  Let's start making healthy cookies! We'll make a fortune!!"

"Sounds great! See what you can come up with."

Six months later . . .

"They're still not very good. Nobody is ever gonna want these instead of their favorite chocolate chip or sandwich cookies, or even our own vanilla wafers. It was worth a shot, but we've just spent too much on this already. It's time to pull the plug."

"Wait a sec!  What if, instead of 'cookies,' we call them 'breakfast biscuits'?  After all, the middle of our name comes from 'biscuit.' We can market them as - oh, I dunno - a healthier alternative to donuts?"

"Well, they're certainly not more delicious than donuts, but they're at least a little more nutritious than fried dough.  It might work.  I don't know that there's much of a market for 'breakfast biscuits,' but maybe what we've spent on development won't be a total loss . . . "

And thus was born belVita®.

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