Saturday, October 22, 2016

I've finally figured out why . . .

. . . you'd rather stay up late watching television every night than come to bed with me, no matter how many times we've discussed how it makes me feel.

I must really suck in the sack.

I'm incredibly obtuse, too. It only took me 39 years of mediocre sex to figure it out. 

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(finally figured out how to make that faux html tag work) 

So that at least one positive comes from this: in the name of Jesus, I repent of my current self-centeredness, and of having premarital sexual relations

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