i thought i'd gamboled up that warped wall like a gazelle, hoisted myself to the top victoriously, and gracefully slid back down the pole to rejoin my teammates.
no.
i crawled up like a sloth, dragged myself up laboriously, and slid down awkwardly.
i've always been ugly and awkward.
now i'm also old, fat, and slow.
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